I just spotted a BBC article on the May local elections and being in a certain mood, hath decided to rip it to shreds...
May's local elections could be a make-or-break night for each of the three main party leaders at Westminster.
For David Cameron, the poll is the first nationwide electoral test since he took over as Conservative leader in December. Er... these elections are very clearly
not a "nationwide" test by any stretch of the imagination; not only are they local elections (and shockingly local issues are often more important in deciding local votes than Westminster gossip) but elections are
not being held everywhere; not only are neither Scottish or Welsh UA's up for election, but many English DC's and UA's aren't either. The local authority within the boundaries of which I am typing this right now, is not up for election until 2007.
The Tories are the largest party in local government in England - but their powerbase is in mostly rural areas. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong and another wrong. The Tory strongholds at local government level tend to be the same as the Tory strongholds at Westminster level; in other-words white collar suburbs and commuterland. Neither can be accurately described as "rural" unless the word rural is redefined to fit in with the lies of property developers.
Local politics in
real rural districts is a fascinating thing though (especially the inevitable rival parties of independents) and one that doesn't get nearly enough coverage by the media.
Mr Cameron knows he has to win back support in the inner cities - in places like London, Liverpool and Manchester - to stand a chance of becoming the next prime ministerOh Good Lord did they really write this? First off... not all of London is "inner city" and the Tories actually do rather well in some inner London boroughs (like Kensington & Chelsea, Wandsworth and also Westminster). Not all of Liverpool and not all of Manchester can be described as "inner city" either.
And, let us be blunt about this, Cameron doesn't need to win seats in Liverpool or Manchester to become P.M... John Major's Government never held a single seat within the city limits of either Manchester or Liverpool. And Thatcher only did in 1979 (in the case of Liverpool; in Manchester the Tories won Withington as recently as 1983).
And the Howard Tories did rather well in inner London last year, with a series of gains and good swings in that belt of constituencies that flow southeast from the City of London (and as such have a very high % of people in the financial "industries")... and did he become P.M?
Essentially that is but a long way of saying "we are going to focus an absurd amount of coverage on Hammersmith & Fulham"...
If his party fails to make gains on 4 May in the Metropolitan boroughs, where a third of council seats are up for grabs and in largely Labour-controlled London, Mr Cameron may find his extended honeymoon period coming swiftly to an end. The Tories are very unlikely to make serious gains in the old Metropolitan boroughs (and they are well aware of that themselves). The translation here is that the London based media will cover London and, frankly, won't give a damn about the rest of the country.
A lacklustre performance will give ammunition to those on the right of the party who claim Mr Cameron has betrayed its core support in his rush to the centre ground. Seeing as they've already started to do this...
A strong showing, on the other hand, will be seized on by Mr Cameron and his supporters as a sign he not only has the right message, but that it is getting through to ordinary voters.
It will also be seen as a signal that there is more to the Cameron revolution than favourable media coverage and a brief bounce in the opinion polls. I have no doubt that the Tories will claim that they have put up a stong showing (they always do) and that they will then use that claim to claim that they are on the path to power, in touch with ordinary voters, understand the "issues that matter", blah, blah, blah... not that that actually means anything...
This bit is about the LibDems...
Failure to make progress - or a significant reduction in the party's number of council seats - will be seen as a major blow to Sir Menzies' authority and his claim to be a more dynamic and effective leader than Mr Kennedy. Well, duh... although they will also doubtless claim that they have done well (no matter what the actual results are).
The Labour Party is braced for a bad night. Are we? Oh, you mean in London? Then maybe. But please darlings, London is not the entire U.K...
Voters tend to use local elections to register a protest against the government. Some voters do. But to be honest that sort of thing really isn't as common as the media liketh to claim... these are local elections not national elections dearies...
But many in the Labour Party fear it could be in line for an even bigger drubbing than might normally be expected at this stage of the electoral cycle. I have yet to meet anyone who has anything to do with the Labour Party that actually thinks that. Then again I don't live in London, do I?
Labour was badly shaken by the loss, in Gordon Brown's backyard, of Dunfermline and West Fife, one of its safest seats, which no one in the party appears to have seen coming. And here come the myths... Dunfermline was NOT repeat NOT one of Labour's safest seats. It had only been a safe seat since 1987 (the year when the Scottish middle classes declared war on the Tories, a constant threat in the seat before that year) and everyone knew that Squire had a big personal vote (and she deserved one as well). Call it a safe seat if you want, but to describe it as one of Labour's safest reeks of either ignorance or dishonesty.
And yes, plenty in the Party saw it coming. The only suprise was that it was the LibDems that took it, rather than the SNP.
And what in the name of God does a by-election in a middle class constituency in Scotland have to do with local elections in England?
And weeks of negative headlines about secret loans and the Tessa Jowell affair - coupled with continuing uncertainty about Tony Blair's likely departure date - have added to the sense of gloom, with all of these subjects reportedly coming up on the doorstep. I feel like rolling my eyes now... ah yes... "on the doorstep"... anon. activists told Mr Hack everything Guv...
Party activists fear losing control of a string of local authorities in Labour's inner London heartland, where it controls 15 of the 32 boroughs. Yeah, we'll lose control of some local authorities in London. Not certain how many, but some will go. London hasn't had a post-Iraq set of local elections after all... but it's far from certain how many will fall.
Tower Hamlets, where George Galloway's Respect Party is trying to take control of the town hall, is likely to be a particular flash point. This means the media will focus on the borough where so many of it's offices are located this year? Shocking... (yes, Tower Hamlets will be an interesting borough. But it no longer seems like the most vunerable in London...)
Three Labour mayors in London, with large majorities, also face re-election on 4 May, in solid Labour areas.
The party is predicted to fare better - and might even gain a few seats - in the Metropolitan boroughs, where it currently controls 16 of the 36 councils.
Finally; some decent journalism.
But a bad result overall will almost certainly hasten Tony Blair's departure from Number 10, with some at Westminster seeing it as a potential "tipping point" in the story of his premiership. Yet more pointless gossip... he'll go when he wants to (or when Gordon pushes him)... you all know that by now...
Mr Blair's main asset, for many in the Labour party, is his proven ability to win elections. Well that certainly hasn't been much in evidence in any set of loca elections since 1997 so...
although ministers will, no doubt, attempt to write off poor performance as a "mid term" protest vote, as they did at DunfermlineBecause it would be true?
And all three party leaders will, no doubt, be ready to blame individual bad results on "local factors"Now, now dear... that is because, and I understand that you will have trouble understanding this concept, local elections
are, generally, fought on local issues. Are you familer with the concept of "local government"? I actually find it very interesting, and seeing the electoral effects of various local policies is fascinating... isn't it?